My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money…
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
go dumb and disregard ur differences
This is beautiful.
This is what we need to promote
the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you